“A Day at the Office” Tuesday, July 26th

So today at work I made the decision to document my thoughts and feelings at the exact moment I experienced them. This was the result:

9:16am

Listening to Dolly Parton’s ‘9-5’.

9:18am

Listening to Dolly Parton’s ‘9-5’…again.

9:21am

Listening to Dolly Parton’s ‘9-5’…again.

9:23am

Who even reads press releases, honestly? They are so boring.

10:04am

Boss went outside to take a smoke break. I wish I could take up smoking so I could get out of here more often.

11:04am

The song ‘Father Figure’ by George Michael is kind of weirdly fucked up but it’s also really good.

11:06am

Like really…this song though.

12:26pm

Dear God,

Get me the FUCK OUT OF HERE!

please,

Jordan

12:34pm

“Jordan just wrote a pretty killer press release” – boss overheard on phone when he thought my head phones were on

1:17pm

How the hell am I only half way through the day? I’ve been here since Kennedy’s assasination.

2:05pm

Went on a walk for my 15 minute break and I am feeling bizarrely optimistic. Good music and fresh air can do miraculous things. I want to find this peace as easily as I find fear. Fear always seems like an annoying ankle bracelet that you can’t get off while this peace seems like a diamond necklace your rich friend only lets you put on for like five minutes before snatching it away because she is either a major bitch or Blair Waldorf.

4:03pm

Feeling like a dumbs because I just figured out how to get hot water out of the office water dispenser thingy today. I have been microwaving my tea for the past three weeks.

4:10pm

I wrote ‘attorney’ as ‘attornity’ which is probably because I feel like I have been here an eternity. Also, it reminded me that I spelled ‘win’ as ‘wine’ yesterday. Freudian slips?

4:31pm

29 mother fucking minutes.

4:55pm

Listening to ‘Formation’ very loudly.

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