“A Day at the Office” The August Collection

All written in real time. A collection of my favorites from the month of August.

 

8:58am

Guess who’s back, back again.

9:11am

Sometimes I think the guys in the office shit talk me over Yahoo Messenger.

9:20am 

I need to pee but, honestly, I think I think I pee too much at the office. Major dilemma.

9:46am

Beyonce is so wise.

10:41am

Actually slaying this divorce page. Now I know everything I need to know for my inevitable divorce.

11:37am

I am LITERALLY peeing every 15 minutes. All because I woke up very dehydrated because 4 margaritas.

1:13pm

I am so disappointed by how little I know about law. I have, after all, watched Legally Blonde so many times.

1:17pm

Oops, I accidentally typed titties.

1:18pm

Totally want to be serenaded by Drake right now.

1:32pm

That lemonade line in the content I was editing was blasphemous to Beyonce so I removed it.

2:56pm

I got so tired that I started to fall asleep at my desk. I wrote “simply perfectly decorate you brand new phone”.

3:17pm

When you feel like you need Xanax to get through work…that probably isn’t a good sign.

4:50pm

Gett Off by Prince is my fucking JAM.

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